“Hey everybody, see ya later!!”
This evening after Kaleb and I finished mowing the lawn we were visiting with our neighbors, Trent and Elaine, when Kaleb quickly ran for the garage saying, “Daddy, I have to poop.”
Pooping in our house is a big deal right now as we have struggled with potty training #2, so I abruptly ended the conversation and ran after him to help.
After Kaleb did his job, while looking in the toilet, he said, “Oh wow! That’s a biiiig one!”
I praised quite expressively, letting him know how awesome it was that he pooped in the toilet and that he gets a treat. He decided to pass up the M&M’s or a sucker and wait for what he found at Menard’s.
We went to Menard’s and picked up the items we needed and headed for the candy aisle where he decided on Reese’s Pieces. We arrived at the checkouts to find that the three available checkout lines were full so we had to wait in line. Not only were all three lines full, but the front office desk was occupied with about a half dozen Menard’s employees.
As we were patiently waiting in line, Kaleb decided he had an announcement to make to the entire store. In a very emotive voice he said, and I quote verbatim:
“Hey everybody, yisten to me!”
The entire front of the store stopped and immediately turned their attention to this 2 ½ year-old who was demanding their attention as if he were the President.
“I pooped in da toiyet and it was a biiiig one!”
Very rarely do I get embarrassed… I was embarrassed! Immediately, I thought, do I run and hide, or do I laugh with the 30 plus other people who were laughing at my child who was announcing the biiiig news?
He then continued on by holding up his bag of Reese’s Pieces and saying, “I get a treat!”
Five minutes later, after everyone stopped laughing, our cashier suddenly remembered that we need to be checked out. She asked Kaleb for his bag of Reese’s Pieces. He gave it to her, she scanned it and kindly gave it back to him, when he said, “Um, I NEED a bag please!”
Again, in a very emotive voice as if she should have know better than to give him his treat without a bag. After all, your supposed to have your items in a bag before you leave the store, right?
We quickly finished our business and headed towards the exit when he felt the need for one last word.
“Hey everybody, see ya later!!”



